June 23, 2010

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My Life Online After Death & Other Really Morbid Things

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Life in the digital age can be quite strange at times. Like when life becomes death and someone’s Facebook profile becomes a very awkward and haunting shrine to the life they once had. I had a friend who passed away a couple years ago and his MySpace turned into a sort of weird vigil area where people would write to him, like he’s, ya know, checking his MySpace up in Heaven. With his WiFi. And his MacBook. Of course. Totally. ...

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June 17, 2010

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Do You Have Self-Improvement Hypochondria? Of Course You Do. We All Do.

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Living in the world of Google images, WebMD and Grey’s Anatomy, I’ve found that it is easier to be a hypochondriac now that there is a plethora of information at our disposal. Do you have a headache on a random Tuesday afternoon? Well, hm, according to the plot line of Grey’s, you might have a brain tumor. And, Dr. Derek Shepherd may be able to find an experimental surgery to save you, all the while saving his own relationship problems. ...

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June 10, 2010

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Things I Don’t Understand Even When People Explain Them To Me

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In terms of intelligence, I consider myself to be somewhat above average and yet… AND YET. There are some things, just, some of those things that, even when someone explains them to me, my brain tends to implode upon itself and I’m left there with drool coming out of my mouth, pointing at the shiniest thing. Or, you know, I just nod like I understand, but really? I have no for serious clue what the person is talking about and ...

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June 7, 2010

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Living My Best Life And Becoming A Bartender. Yes. Really.

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Hi everyone. How are you? Are you good? Are you in a funk? Are you feeling like you need a little pick-me-up in the form of fermented sugar? How about a latte? God. I drank a latte at 9pm tonight, which was a terrible idea considering that, right now, it’s 11:15pm and I’m really not tired at all. Also, I do not like how the proper grammatical way to display time is 11:15 p.m.. That’s just too many periods. I ...

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June 2, 2010

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Tornados And My Being Terribly Whiny And Princess-y

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Here’s the thing about me: I hate weather. Any weather that is more than, “No wind, 60°, clear blue skies.” Now, I realize this is a terrible complaint coming from a girl who has grown up and lived in California her entire life, so some of you may be all, “BITCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WEATHER.” You are probably from the East Coast and I’ll be the first to say that you are correct and I am a little baby. ...

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