August 23, 2011

For The Record: A Hammam Bath is Way Too Goddamn Hot

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Today, I had an hour Thai massage with a thirty minute hammam bath. Now, I did this mainly because I saw a LivingSocial coupon for it and thought, “Hey, that’s a good way to spend an afternoon.” Except, I didn’t ...

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August 18, 2011

This Post Got Out of Control And I’m Sorry For All The Violence

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Today, I am breathing fire. Part of it is that today I want to strangle a person, but the other part is just that some days you wake up really angry, you know? I have no idea what that’s about ...

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August 16, 2011

I’m Making Some Really Bad Jokes But What Else Is New?

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Today, I bought jeggings, the legitimate kind that have the elastic waistband. The “front pockets” and “zipper” are quoted because they exist only for show. The back pockets could actually hold something, but I will never put a single thing ...

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August 15, 2011

A Mini-Manifesto: 11 Things to Live By

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Today, I think it’s important for me to make a list of all the things I live by, many of which have been shaped, formed and invented over the course of the last six months. Everything in my life has ...

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