February 18, 2010

That Time When My Mom Told Me To Stop Swearing On This Blog

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So, my mom has this thing. This thing where she doesn’t ever want me to swear on this blog and sometimes she’ll send me emails telling me to maybe, you know, tone it down a bit and go back to being PG-13. But, I don’t know of this “time” in my “past” where I was “PG-13″ except maybe when I was a toddler, but even then, I’m pretty sure I was swearing as a kid, but I just didn’t know ...

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February 15, 2010

Things That Are Only Funny in Retrospect

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If you’re anything like me, you know that life can be extremely funny. And, if you’re even more like me, you know that the only way one can even FUNCTION in this world is to think basically everything is a riot. And a joke. Otherwise, you might want to start killing kittens and nobody likes a kitten killer. However, there are some things that are just not funny while they are happening and it’s only when you think about them in retrospect do they become quite hilarious. Or, maybe you cry. I don’t know. I’m not you.

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February 5, 2010

The How-To Guide On How To Be Really, Really Fickle

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When it comes to love and dating and all that “fun” stuff, there are two people actually calling the shots: the person I want to be and the person I, at the end of the day, am. And, I’m beginning to think that, at some point, one of them is going to have to die the hell off, because I’m sick of trying to satisfy both parts of myself, especially when the person I actually am is the person that is getting what they want. Funny way that Universe works, huh?

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January 31, 2010

In Which You Have a Chance to Win a Custom Tricked Out Blog Design

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Ok, so, here’s the deal. If you’re reading this in an RSS reader, come over to the site. There are a few changes to the blog, including a new color scheme, some crazy ass footer, and a tagline that makes me so happy I want to make out with it. Twice.

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