Frequently Asked Questions
And, by “frequently,” I mean, once or twice or maybe never.
Feel free to submit a question and I’ll do my best to answer it in somewhat of a timely manner and in even more somewhat of a serious way. But, don’t count on either of those happening. Like, at all.
Q: What would be the best workplace perk?
A: Sex with a hot assistant. And Blue Bottle lattes mainlined into my veins. Preferably at the same time.
Q: What’s the origin of your name?
A: I was named after Jamie Lee Curtis. So, there’s something.
Q: If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?
A: The Snuggie. Because, seriously? It’s a blanket with arm holes that makes you look like a dumbass, but that inventor HAS SO MUCH MONEY NOW I WANT.
Q: Why are you so awesome?
A: Because I practice at it. Just kidding. I was born like this.
Q: What do you and Nicole actually do all day long?
A: Drink two buck Chuck out of sippy cups and talk about how classy we are.
Q: What is your favorite kind of cookie?
A: Chocolate chip with walnuts and you can send me some whenever you’d like. Thanks.
Q: I love your photos! What kind of camera do you use?
A: Some sort of Canon point and shoot. It’s not the camera. It’s the fact that I Photoshop the shit out of them and increase the contrast in a big, big way.
Q: How do you go about getting work whilst living abroad?
A: Not even the slightest clue.
Q: I want to go to Venice and Rome… would you go with me?
A: Will you buy my plane ticket? Then, fuck yeah, let’s go.
Q: Just curious, I have been thinking about moving abroad as well and have done my fair share of research, did you get a visa or just say screw and go?
A: Screw and go.
Q: What didn’t you know that you wish you’d known before you left the USA?
A: That I’d love traveling so much it would become a huge part of my life. I would have been a million times less scared to get on that plane the first time around.
Q: Why you are so beauty and so Cool? (sic)
A: Because I’m a robot.
Q: What’s the craziest sex thing you’ve ever done?
A: You’ll find that out if someone decides to give me a book deal.
Q: So, how many sites do you actually build in a month?
A: Between 2-3.
Q: What’s your degree in?
A: Social Science, but I’m mostly in the business of being ridiculous. And awesome.
