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August 19, 2010

This Is My Brain On CAPS Lock

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So, you guys, I’m trying to have a better attitude about humanity as a whole. I’m naturally a pretty annoyed person. Which, funny enough, is actually pretty damn annoying. I think my annoyance stems from the fact that, when it comes to things I’m really good at, detecting bullshit is probably numero uno. Up until ...

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July 19, 2010

If This Post Was Actually About Anything, I’d Feel Worse About This Terrible Title

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Let me start this off by saying that I am literally hobbling around everywhere because Nicole thought it would be a good idea for us to start the 30-Day Shred because apparently she hates me and hates when I am able to sit down without screaming, “Ow ow ow ow! I hate Jillian Michaels! Whoever invented ...

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June 30, 2010

Things I Do When I Should Be Working

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So, I should be working right now. Nicole made me this nice little index card of all the things I need to get done today, something she does everyday, something that she has trained me to need, so much so that when I’m away from her, I make her send me a virtual index card, otherwise ...

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June 29, 2010

In Which Backstreet’s Back, Alright & I’m A 14 Year Old Teeny Bopper Again

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So, I just got back from the Backstreet Boys concert at the Warfield and I know, you are either jealous or you want to judge me. If you want to judge me, then sh sh sh, bye bye. None of that here. Because, THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE THE SHIT. Don’t even lie that when “Everybody” ...

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