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Things I shouldn’t write about

July 19, 2010

22

If This Post Was Actually About Anything, I’d Feel Worse About This Terrible Title

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Let me start this off by saying that I am literally hobbling around everywhere because Nicole thought it would be a good idea for us to start the 30-Day Shred because apparently she hates me and hates when I am able to sit down without screaming, “Ow ow ow ow! I hate Jillian Michaels! Whoever invented Jillian Michaels’ sucks!” But, this blog post is not about The Shred because Nicole already called dibs on that topic. Yes, we call dibs on ...

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June 30, 2010

26

Things I Do When I Should Be Working

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So, I should be working right now. Nicole made me this nice little index card of all the things I need to get done today, something she does everyday, something that she has trained me to need, so much so that when I’m away from her, I make her send me a virtual index card, otherwise I’m like a lost cat searching for their yum yums. Or something like that. However, today, for some reason, I strayed. I strayed from the ...

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June 29, 2010

45

In Which Backstreet’s Back, Alright & I’m A 14 Year Old Teeny Bopper Again

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So, I just got back from the Backstreet Boys concert at the Warfield and I know, you are either jealous or you want to judge me. If you want to judge me, then sh sh sh, bye bye. None of that here. Because, THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE THE SHIT. Don’t even lie that when “Everybody” comes on, you’re not going to scream at the top of your lungs, “BACKSTREET’S BACK, ALRIGHT!” If you don’t want to scream that at the ...

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April 22, 2010

15

In Which I Point Out The Absolute Obvious About Myself

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Let’s talk about how I have an obsessive personality. Let’s also talk about how I completely had no idea that I had this, despite my acute self-awareness and desire to know every single detail about WHO I AM AND WHAT MAKES ME TICK AND WHY OH DEAR GOD WHY DO I DO SOME OF THE THINGS THAT I DO?

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April 1, 2010

18

Why I’m About Ready to Fire My Brothers.

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So, I’m the middle sister of two pretty amazing brothers and while this gets me street cred in the video game scene, it’s a lot of hard work being the girl in this situation. Because, I think sometimes they forget that I am, actually, a girl. Whereas they have their built-in wingmen (each other), they seem to have some disillusionments about what their presence brings when I’m trying to, I don’t know, be hit on by or hit on a ...

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