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The Nicole & Jamie Show

July 19, 2010

If This Post Was Actually About Anything, I’d Feel Worse About This Terrible Title

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Let me start this off by saying that I am literally hobbling around everywhere because Nicole thought it would be a good idea for us to start the 30-Day Shred because apparently she hates me and hates when I am able to sit down without screaming, “Ow ow ow ow! I hate Jillian Michaels! Whoever invented Jillian Michaels’ sucks!” But, this blog post is not about The Shred because Nicole already called dibs on that topic. Yes, we call dibs on ...

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July 7, 2010

If You’d Like Me To Sleep With You, Do Not Introduce Me to Taio Cruz

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This past Saturday morning, after a frighteningly large amount of pomegranate vodka, Nicole snuck into my bed at exactly 6:01 a.m. to wake me up, since she’s a raging insomniac and gets terribly impatient when I, you know, would like to sleep. She wants to play. At 6:01 a.m. on a Saturday morning. After a night where we, in the midst of talking, happened to down an entire fifth of vodka in the span of two hours. After the last drop ...

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