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June 7, 2010

Living My Best Life And Becoming A Bartender. Yes. Really.

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Hi everyone. How are you? Are you good? Are you in a funk? Are you feeling like you need a little pick-me-up in the form of fermented sugar? How about a latte? God. I drank a latte at 9pm tonight, which was a terrible idea considering that, right now, it’s 11:15pm and I’m really not tired at all. Also, I do not like how the proper grammatical way to display time is 11:15 p.m.. That’s just too many periods. I ...

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April 30, 2010

In Which “Actress” Jamie Chung Tries To Steal My Dead Dog

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Seriously. SERIOUSLY. Who does this Jamie Chung bitch think she is? READ THIS POST. ALL OF IT. I SWEAR YOU’LL DIE. DEAD DIE DEAD AMAZING.

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