March 1, 2010
So, there’s this guy I made out with a bunch the second week I moved to San Francisco. And, I have no idea if he reads this blog or if he knows my last name or if he’s going to find this and feel like I’m sort of a bad person for writing about him, but I’m about to start asking men I meet to sign a release form, in which I say, “NO SIGN, NO KISS.” Not that I ...
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December 31, 2009
So, hi, my name is Jamie Varon and I’m the most impulsive person I know in the Universe. Before Monday, December 28th, I had been riddled with a two-month-long indecision that, when I wasn’t distracted by the shenanigans that are my family spending time together, I would get alone and want to cry all over my hands because MY FUTURE WAS NOT CLEAR. On a scale of fortune telling, my crystal ball would have been pitch black and that makes ...
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