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June 7, 2010

Living My Best Life And Becoming A Bartender. Yes. Really.

Hi everyone. How are you? Are you good? Are you in a funk? Are you feeling like you need a little pick-me-up in the form of fermented sugar? How about a latte? God. I drank a latte at 9pm tonight, which was a terrible idea considering that, right now, it’s 11:15pm and I’m really not ...

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May 25, 2010

Life Is Too Repetitive So I Took Pictures With My iPhone. Also, Hi.

Do you ever look at all the dishes in your sink and the laundry piled in your closet and think, “my god, life is so unbelievably and mind-numbingly repetitive, WHAT IS THE POINT?”

No, neither do I.

EXCEPT JUST KIDDING I DO.

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March 1, 2010

Tongue Yoga And Other Important Things of Note

So, there’s this guy I made out with a bunch the second week I moved to San Francisco. And, I have no idea if he reads this blog or if he knows my last name or if he’s going to find this and feel like I’m sort of a bad person for writing about him, ...

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December 31, 2009

That Time I Drove A 14 Foot U-Haul Into San Francisco (And Almost Killed A Cab Driver)

So, hi, my name is Jamie Varon and I’m the most impulsive person I know in the Universe. Before Monday, December 28th, I had been riddled with a two-month-long indecision that, when I wasn’t distracted by the shenanigans that are my family spending time together, I would get alone and want to cry all over ...

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