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Love is a battlefield

April 16, 2010

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The Channeling of the Sexual Energy

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This is about a new thing I’ve experienced. This is about that time when I found a way to put my sexual and emotional energy into something productive, rather than analyzing my life while staring at a wall and hoping that all my responsibilities would just, you know, somehow get…met…without my having to do anything but stare at a wall, analyzing, driving myself right into that breed of straight-jacket-craziness I know quite, quite, QUITE too well. Not that I’ve ever ...

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April 7, 2010

29

Things Men Do That I Don’t Understand: Conversation Edition

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Men have been doing this funny little ditty for a few months now and I’m very confused by it. Because, all of a sudden, I’ll be talking with a guy and he’ll say something or suggest something that gives the impression that we are further along in our little dating relationship than I had thought. Or, that we’re not at all even on the same planet, never mind being ON THE SAME PAGE.

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March 29, 2010

20

Trying To Be More Accountable. Or Something Else Totally Related.

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See, the thing about being honest is that it’s messy. And, I’m not talking about being honest with the people around you, although that’s part of it, too. More so, I’m talking about those moments when you’re really honest with yourself. Those moments where you’re all, “God, my ego feels really uneasy about this and MY EGO LIKES TO FEEL GOOD ALL THE TIME SO WHAT WILL I DO?” The moments where the truth about yourself, for lack of a ...

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March 1, 2010

16

Tongue Yoga And Other Important Things of Note

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So, there’s this guy I made out with a bunch the second week I moved to San Francisco. And, I have no idea if he reads this blog or if he knows my last name or if he’s going to find this and feel like I’m sort of a bad person for writing about him, but I’m about to start asking men I meet to sign a release form, in which I say, “NO SIGN, NO KISS.” Not that I ...

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February 5, 2010

21

The How-To Guide On How To Be Really, Really Fickle

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When it comes to love and dating and all that “fun” stuff, there are two people actually calling the shots: the person I want to be and the person I, at the end of the day, am. And, I’m beginning to think that, at some point, one of them is going to have to die the hell off, because I’m sick of trying to satisfy both parts of myself, especially when the person I actually am is the person that is getting what they want. Funny way that Universe works, huh?

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