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June 29, 2010

In Which Backstreet’s Back, Alright & I’m A 14 Year Old Teeny Bopper Again

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So, I just got back from the Backstreet Boys concert at the Warfield and I know, you are either jealous or you want to judge me. If you want to judge me, then sh sh sh, bye bye. None of that here. Because, THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE THE SHIT. Don’t even lie that when “Everybody” ...

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June 10, 2010

Things I Don’t Understand Even When People Explain Them To Me

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In terms of intelligence, I consider myself to be somewhat above average and yet… AND YET. There are some things, just, some of those things that, even when someone explains them to me, my brain tends to implode upon itself and I’m left there with drool coming out of my mouth, pointing at the shiniest ...

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June 2, 2010

Tornados And My Being Terribly Whiny And Princess-y

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Here’s the thing about me: I hate weather. Any weather that is more than, “No wind, 60°, clear blue skies.” Now, I realize this is a terrible complaint coming from a girl who has grown up and lived in California her entire life, so some of you may be all, “BITCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ...

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