also, inappropriate

I’m totally undateable

October 20, 2010

I Should Definitely Delete This Post If I Ever Want A Boyfriend

After a while, working in your pajamas, hunched over a desk that sits adjacent to the bed you just got out of, must have some sort of adverse affect on your self-esteem. And by “your self-esteem,” I mean “mine” and by “my self-esteem,” I mean “what self-esteem?”

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August 15, 2010

In Which Being A Real Adult Is Sort Of A Figment Of My Imagination

You see, my life consists of two quite opposing ways of living: 1. ways in which I am a Real Adult and 2. ways in which I am not a Real Adult. There are times that even I am convinced that I am on the fast track to adulthood, but then there are the inevitable ...

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August 9, 2010

This Is What Happens When Doves Cry. But Not At All. Not Even A Little Bit.

Ever have those moments when you’re sitting at your computer and you feel like you’re going to write the best blog post ever? That people will start screaming your name in the streets of their hometown because your blog post WAS REALLY JUST THAT GOOD? And then you sit down and you open up WordPress ...

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July 7, 2010

If You’d Like Me To Sleep With You, Do Not Introduce Me to Taio Cruz

This past Saturday morning, after a frighteningly large amount of pomegranate vodka, Nicole snuck into my bed at exactly 6:01 a.m. to wake me up, since she’s a raging insomniac and gets terribly impatient when I, you know, would like to sleep. She wants to play. At 6:01 a.m. on a Saturday morning. After a night ...

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