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September 2, 2010

Will Somebody Please Explain To Me How To Correctly Use “Apropos” In A Sentence?

SPOILER ALERT: $15 iTunes gift certificate goes to the funniest comment on this post. Go, chickadees. There are certain words in the English language that, when you hear or see them used, you think that they are made up words existing for the primary purpose of messing with you. One word that comes to mind ...

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August 19, 2010

This Is My Brain On CAPS Lock

So, you guys, I’m trying to have a better attitude about humanity as a whole. I’m naturally a pretty annoyed person. Which, funny enough, is actually pretty damn annoying. I think my annoyance stems from the fact that, when it comes to things I’m really good at, detecting bullshit is probably numero uno. Up until ...

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August 15, 2010

In Which Being A Real Adult Is Sort Of A Figment Of My Imagination

You see, my life consists of two quite opposing ways of living: 1. ways in which I am a Real Adult and 2. ways in which I am not a Real Adult. There are times that even I am convinced that I am on the fast track to adulthood, but then there are the inevitable ...

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August 9, 2010

This Is What Happens When Doves Cry. But Not At All. Not Even A Little Bit.

Ever have those moments when you’re sitting at your computer and you feel like you’re going to write the best blog post ever? That people will start screaming your name in the streets of their hometown because your blog post WAS REALLY JUST THAT GOOD? And then you sit down and you open up WordPress ...

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