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Complete and utter shenanigans

July 19, 2010

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If This Post Was Actually About Anything, I’d Feel Worse About This Terrible Title

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Let me start this off by saying that I am literally hobbling around everywhere because Nicole thought it would be a good idea for us to start the 30-Day Shred because apparently she hates me and hates when I am able to sit down without screaming, “Ow ow ow ow! I hate Jillian Michaels! Whoever invented Jillian Michaels’ sucks!” But, this blog post is not about The Shred because Nicole already called dibs on that topic. Yes, we call dibs on ...

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July 7, 2010

17

If You’d Like Me To Sleep With You, Do Not Introduce Me to Taio Cruz

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This past Saturday morning, after a frighteningly large amount of pomegranate vodka, Nicole snuck into my bed at exactly 6:01 a.m. to wake me up, since she’s a raging insomniac and gets terribly impatient when I, you know, would like to sleep. She wants to play. At 6:01 a.m. on a Saturday morning. After a night where we, in the midst of talking, happened to down an entire fifth of vodka in the span of two hours. After the last drop ...

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June 30, 2010

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Things I Do When I Should Be Working

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So, I should be working right now. Nicole made me this nice little index card of all the things I need to get done today, something she does everyday, something that she has trained me to need, so much so that when I’m away from her, I make her send me a virtual index card, otherwise I’m like a lost cat searching for their yum yums. Or something like that. However, today, for some reason, I strayed. I strayed from the ...

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June 23, 2010

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My Life Online After Death & Other Really Morbid Things

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Life in the digital age can be quite strange at times. Like when life becomes death and someone’s Facebook profile becomes a very awkward and haunting shrine to the life they once had. I had a friend who passed away a couple years ago and his MySpace turned into a sort of weird vigil area where people would write to him, like he’s, ya know, checking his MySpace up in Heaven. With his WiFi. And his MacBook. Of course. Totally. ...

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June 17, 2010

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Do You Have Self-Improvement Hypochondria? Of Course You Do. We All Do.

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Living in the world of Google images, WebMD and Grey’s Anatomy, I’ve found that it is easier to be a hypochondriac now that there is a plethora of information at our disposal. Do you have a headache on a random Tuesday afternoon? Well, hm, according to the plot line of Grey’s, you might have a brain tumor. And, Dr. Derek Shepherd may be able to find an experimental surgery to save you, all the while saving his own relationship problems. ...

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