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August 2011

August 24, 2011

It’s Not Even Noon Yet And I Have Already Lost All My Dignity. (Again.)

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Today, it was a slightly chilly morning and I decided to head up the hill to the little grocery store. I have an obsession with these little pre-packaged coffees, mainly because it’s the only time, besides paying exorbitant amounts for Starbucks, that I can have an iced coffee. But, the grocery store next to my ...

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August 23, 2011

For The Record: A Hammam Bath is Way Too Goddamn Hot

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Today, I had an hour Thai massage with a thirty minute hammam bath. Now, I did this mainly because I saw a LivingSocial coupon for it and thought, “Hey, that’s a good way to spend an afternoon.” Except, I didn’t really research what a “hammam bath” actually is because I (mistakenly) thought it was very ...

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August 18, 2011

This Post Got Out of Control And I’m Sorry For All The Violence

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Today, I am breathing fire. Part of it is that today I want to strangle a person, but the other part is just that some days you wake up really angry, you know? I have no idea what that’s about or how you accumulate anger while sleeping, but it happens and it happened to me ...

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August 16, 2011

I’m Making Some Really Bad Jokes But What Else Is New?

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Today, I bought jeggings, the legitimate kind that have the elastic waistband. The “front pockets” and “zipper” are quoted because they exist only for show. The back pockets could actually hold something, but I will never put a single thing in there for fear that the weight of even just my iPhone will bring my ...

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