October 2010

October 28, 2010

Why Chicks Dress Slutty For Halloween (Just kidding.) (Well, kind of.) (Oh, just read the post.)

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One year I went as Dolly Parton for Halloween, mostly because I had a blonde wig lying around and enough chest to fill out a very tight-fitting dress. Once I hit the town, red lipstick on my lips and brown ...

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October 20, 2010

I Should Definitely Delete This Post If I Ever Want A Boyfriend

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After a while, working in your pajamas, hunched over a desk that sits adjacent to the bed you just got out of, must have some sort of adverse affect on your self-esteem. And by “your self-esteem,” I mean “mine” and by “my self-esteem,” I mean “what self-esteem?”

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October 11, 2010

In Which I’ve Made A Decision And That Decision Is Right Down There. Yes, Down There. In The Post. Not Down THERE. God, Gross.

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Oh, hi, hello. How are you? Yes, I’m alive. Yes, this is me coming out from under a mountain of indecisiveness to tell you that I HAVE MADE A DECISION. I know you think that this is not a big ...

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