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July 2010

July 29, 2010

The Problem With Getting Better, Happier And Stronger

Things have changed. Okay, well, specifically, I have changed. A lot. Like, whiplash amounts. And I’m still trying to catch up, still trying to reposition myself into understanding who I am now versus who I was a few months ago. Because, change is a funny, nuanced thing. It’s never at all what you expect it ...

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July 26, 2010

In Which Life Slows Down And I’m Left To Actually Deal With Things

Sometimes I get in these moods, ones where I feel like I’ve completely fallen behind on everything life has told me to catch up on. It’s usually during the aftermath of something wonderful. Maybe after two months straight of weekends that I’ll later describe as “the best times of my life.” Times when hangovers are ...

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July 19, 2010

If This Post Was Actually About Anything, I’d Feel Worse About This Terrible Title

Let me start this off by saying that I am literally hobbling around everywhere because Nicole thought it would be a good idea for us to start the 30-Day Shred because apparently she hates me and hates when I am able to sit down without screaming, “Ow ow ow ow! I hate Jillian Michaels! Whoever invented ...

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July 7, 2010

If You’d Like Me To Sleep With You, Do Not Introduce Me to Taio Cruz

This past Saturday morning, after a frighteningly large amount of pomegranate vodka, Nicole snuck into my bed at exactly 6:01 a.m. to wake me up, since she’s a raging insomniac and gets terribly impatient when I, you know, would like to sleep. She wants to play. At 6:01 a.m. on a Saturday morning. After a night ...

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