Comments on: My Life Online After Death & Other Really Morbid Things

By: Jenny, Bloggess

Jenny, Bloggess — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:30:03 +0000

True story: Someone just sent me this link and when I clicked on it I was all “This bitch totally stole Jamie’s design.”

By: Caperucita

Caperucita — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:54:09 +0000

Where do I befriend you on Facebook? I SO want to see the comments on your updates.

By: tia

tia — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 02:53:18 +0000

this is my new favorite thing ever.

for serious.

i love you. please don’t die yet.

(but if you do, you know, send me some posthumous emails. kthnxbye.)

By: Ashley

Ashley — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 00:30:51 +0000

I’m voting for a threesome with Heath and Marilyn.

But seriously, I actually think this is both waaaaaay cool and HELLA CREEPY. I mean, yeah, they shut down all your stuff when you die, that’s great, your social media life isn’t suspended for all eternity, but WHAT WHAT. THEY GO IN AND CLOSE IT ALL DOWN?? WHAT IS YOU’RE FRIENDS WHO DIDN’T GET THE UPDATE FIND YOU LIKE THAT.

That’s an awful way to find out your friend died. D:

By: Peramia

Peramia — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 05:36:54 +0000

Sorry, I forgot to include el fake-o’s link. http://twitter.com/jamie_chung.

By: Peramia

Peramia — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 05:33:30 +0000

Can I just say that I love you right now? I am sitting here wishing I, too, were dead, just so I could mess with people afterwards.

“Hello! You’re grieving over my lifeless body and wishing you’d treated me better? Well guess what, mofo? I just hacked into Jesus’ computer files and erased your life. Guess who’s just been defaulted to hell?”

Ah, good times.

BTW, not to rain on your parad but I wanted to give you a heads up that el fake-o “Jamie Chung” is stealing your twitters, again. The latest one she has up is your chicken sandwich one. She even has up the one about eating soup out of a loaf pan. She’s. So. Very. Lame.

By: Jamie Varon | A Life in Translation

Jamie Varon | A Life in Translation — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:43:49 +0000

Exclamating! THATS THE BEST EVER!

By: Jamie Varon | A Life in Translation

Jamie Varon | A Life in Translation — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:43:23 +0000

RIGHT!?

By: Jamie Varon | A Life in Translation

Jamie Varon | A Life in Translation — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:43:11 +0000

You, me and Nicole will just all have to do a joint death thing. But if you bitches get into heaven while I’m stuck in hell, I’ll be SO PISSED.

By: Jamie Varon | A Life in Translation

Jamie Varon | A Life in Translation — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:41:58 +0000

Thanks mom. Glad you had a good one on one with Jesus.

HI JESUS