April 2010

April 30, 2010

In Which “Actress” Jamie Chung Tries To Steal My Dead Dog

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Seriously. SERIOUSLY. Who does this Jamie Chung bitch think she is? READ THIS POST. ALL OF IT. I SWEAR YOU’LL DIE. DEAD DIE DEAD AMAZING.

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April 22, 2010

In Which I Point Out The Absolute Obvious About Myself

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Let’s talk about how I have an obsessive personality. Let’s also talk about how I completely had no idea that I had this, despite my acute self-awareness and desire to know every single detail about WHO I AM AND WHAT MAKES ME TICK AND WHY OH DEAR GOD WHY DO I DO SOME OF THE THINGS THAT I DO?

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April 16, 2010

The Channeling of the Sexual Energy

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This is about a new thing I’ve experienced. This is about that time when I found a way to put my sexual and emotional energy into something productive, rather than analyzing my life while staring at a wall and hoping ...

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April 14, 2010

The Small Intricacies Of Being Really, Pretty Eccentric

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You know those things you do that you kind of don’t want people to know about, but you also secretly think that if people did know about them they might think you’re totally adorable in your eccentricity? Is this just a pipe dream of mine? That the weird things I do might actually be really, really cute to someone else?

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