Comments on: Being Impressionable & Really Scared of the Universe

By: nicole antoinette

nicole antoinette — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 04:41:43 +0000

I’m so terrified of the Universe that I’m not even sure I should be commenting on this post.

That makes no sense.

My tongue hurts.

You’re sitting right next to me.

Ew, stop cracking your neck.

By: jenniferalaine

jenniferalaine — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:09:21 +0000

This would be super hilarious except that I have friends that would actually do that and never figure it out. That is my life. Friends who buy psychics eggs and paper towels and probably some condoms too just so they could have a little safe fun.

But also? That psychic? FUCKING GENIUS. I need to figure out my backstory to get people off the street to buy me shit. How awesome does that sound?

By: gothiktenkasen

gothiktenkasen — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:08:32 +0000

Classy. With a capital K.

By: Darrell Cassell

Darrell Cassell — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 12:58:37 +0000

Wait a second.

You went INTO a liquor store, and neglected to purchase alcohol?

Now that’s just wrong.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 05:35:28 +0000

Wow, that turned ugly quickly, didn’t it? I consider this a PSA to watch out for all those egg-loving bitch psychics. Well done.

By: Doniree

Doniree — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:53:05 +0000

OK, so I JUST went through that part about the “UNIVERSE DON’T LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW” so I TOTALLY get that. Right now? In this moment? I’m all, “THIS IS WHAT I WANT! OH WAIT NO IT ISN’T. THIS is what I want! I think. Or you can figure it out for me. Can you figure it out for me? I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING PASS ME THE SCOTCH, PLEASE.”

By: Lauren Dickson

Lauren Dickson — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 02:15:26 +0000

If she’s a psychic, why would she need to ask if you showered with the soap?! Wouldn’t she just ‘know’ if you did, like she ‘knew’ your chakras were off when she stopped you on the street!?

And I’m guessing that the liquor store has more benefits than just providing a night of fun! Praise New York City and it’s brilliant minds wandering the bloody street!

By: Phil

Phil — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 01:14:07 +0000

Phychic soap, does not hold a candle to my rare but very expensive “Inner Chi Loofah”. I would lend it to you but its been custom made to suite the contours of my Chi which, I can only assume, adds ti its exfoliating power. Sorry.

By: Theresa Taylor

Theresa Taylor — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:22:11 +0000

Thank god you came to that life changing moment in a liquor store. Sheezzz if you were in a Safeway the universal power of getting your senses back may not have worked. You might have been hit with a real ton of bricks in the middle of Manhattan and the eggs would have cracked and your chakra would have been shattered.

Atleast you would have had paper towels to clean the mess.

Furthermore:
Your universal power psyche pointed you in the right direction *The Liquor Store* and a good thing it was, it kept you out of trouble with this Fake Psycho Phychic. The universal power wanted you to have a good stiff drink to help you with the stupid things we do like wash ourselves with PHYCHIC SOAP!!!!
xoxo
Love the Post and all your amazing and funny stories. More Please!!

By: JenRem

JenRem — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:14:15 +0000

The point of this blog post was to crack me up. Friggin’ hilarious. Thankyouverymuch.