February 2010

February 25, 2010

Being Impressionable & Really Scared of the Universe

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So, the power of the Universe sometimes gives me hives. I’ll be skipping along, feeling quite smug with myself about how I just harness my inner Law of Attraction, think positive thoughts, and BAM! things happen along swimmingly. Considering I put in significant effort to, ya know, be all positive and change my beliefs so I actually attract good things into my life, I feel like the Universe and I have a pretty damn good relationship.

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February 22, 2010

Why Does Anyone Let Me Out In Public?

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The other night, I went to this networking event that was open bar and apparently, I had forgotten all business etiquette. Or that there is something called “business casual” that exists, because I just wanted to look hot. I’m dressed ...

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February 18, 2010

That Time When My Mom Told Me To Stop Swearing On This Blog

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So, my mom has this thing. This thing where she doesn’t ever want me to swear on this blog and sometimes she’ll send me emails telling me to maybe, you know, tone it down a bit and go back to ...

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February 15, 2010

Things That Are Only Funny in Retrospect

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If you’re anything like me, you know that life can be extremely funny. And, if you’re even more like me, you know that the only way one can even FUNCTION in this world is to think basically everything is a riot. And a joke. Otherwise, you might want to start killing kittens and nobody likes a kitten killer. However, there are some things that are just not funny while they are happening and it’s only when you think about them in retrospect do they become quite hilarious. Or, maybe you cry. I don’t know. I’m not you.

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