Comments on: Ninja Moves and My Quest for Situational Boyfriends http://www.alifeintranslation.com/2010/01/ninja-moves-and-my-quest-for-situational-boyfriends/ running towards the things that matter, like boys & whiskey & stuff. Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:28:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Alexandra http://www.alifeintranslation.com/2010/01/ninja-moves-and-my-quest-for-situational-boyfriends/comment-page-1/#comment-1352 Alexandra Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:41:01 +0000 http://www.alifeintranslation.com/?p=548#comment-1352 Hey, My friend forwarded me your blog, saying we should connect. I am a screenwriter and film director and I'm doing a film about a food critic who seeks romantic gratification through food to compensate for being romantically challenged. I also used to write a dating blog (website attached). Look forward to reading your posts! Hey,

My friend forwarded me your blog, saying we should connect. I am a screenwriter and film director and I’m doing a film about a food critic who seeks romantic gratification through food to compensate for being romantically challenged.

I also used to write a dating blog (website attached).

Look forward to reading your posts!

]]> By: /gradster(1)/ http://www.alifeintranslation.com/2010/01/ninja-moves-and-my-quest-for-situational-boyfriends/comment-page-1/#comment-1045 /gradster(1)/ Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:05:56 +0000 http://www.alifeintranslation.com/?p=548#comment-1045 Not anymore! Not anymore!

]]> By: bethanyrc http://www.alifeintranslation.com/2010/01/ninja-moves-and-my-quest-for-situational-boyfriends/comment-page-1/#comment-1032 bethanyrc Sat, 06 Feb 2010 13:09:29 +0000 http://www.alifeintranslation.com/?p=548#comment-1032 Just found your blog! You have a talent for witty writing. Ha I loved it! Just found your blog! You have a talent for witty writing. Ha I loved it!

]]> By: bruce http://www.alifeintranslation.com/2010/01/ninja-moves-and-my-quest-for-situational-boyfriends/comment-page-1/#comment-1025 bruce Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:52:48 +0000 http://www.alifeintranslation.com/?p=548#comment-1025 ok. i laughed my ass off. that was very very good. so. try this theory out for situational boyfriend (just dont ninja me if you dont buy it). you are seeking a guy who is emotionally available in bits & pieces (parts & pieces .. whatever ..). what i mean is a guy who loves the idea of a long term relationship but doesnt want one. so he collects long term relationship moments each time together. he puts the stool together like he wants it to last forever and not just something he has to do but doesnt offer to do more chores (instead wants a beer). he parks the car cause he knows you trust him with the keys but doesnt hesitate to give you the keys right back. he makes love like he is in love forever but will be right out the next morning to play hoops with the guys. he gives you all the focus of a long term relationship in the moment but not focused on you when apart. (and every once in awhile you can catch him in a non-you-focused moment if you call him out of the blue and it may catch you a little off guard). the tricky part about this kind of situational boyfriend (although you got it pretty good when you are together doing whatever) is you cannot tell when he collects that "last piece" that tips him over to "ok, i am ready for a long term relationship." or the opposite side in that he never has enough pieces to start a long term relationship. there you go. try that idea out ninja girl. ok. i laughed my ass off. that was very very good. so. try this theory out for situational boyfriend (just dont ninja me if you dont buy it).
you are seeking a guy who is emotionally available in bits & pieces (parts & pieces .. whatever ..). what i mean is a guy who loves the idea of a long term relationship but doesnt want one. so he collects long term relationship moments each time together. he puts the stool together like he wants it to last forever and not just something he has to do but doesnt offer to do more chores (instead wants a beer). he parks the car cause he knows you trust him with the keys but doesnt hesitate to give you the keys right back. he makes love like he is in love forever but will be right out the next morning to play hoops with the guys. he gives you all the focus of a long term relationship in the moment but not focused on you when apart. (and every once in awhile you can catch him in a non-you-focused moment if you call him out of the blue and it may catch you a little off guard). the tricky part about this kind of situational boyfriend (although you got it pretty good when you are together doing whatever) is you cannot tell when he collects that “last piece” that tips him over to “ok, i am ready for a long term relationship.” or the opposite side in that he never has enough pieces to start a long term relationship. there you go. try that idea out ninja girl.

]]> By: Ibrahim Husain http://www.alifeintranslation.com/2010/01/ninja-moves-and-my-quest-for-situational-boyfriends/comment-page-1/#comment-995 Ibrahim Husain Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:36:49 +0000 http://www.alifeintranslation.com/?p=548#comment-995 Two words (and a couple of letters)... substituteboyfriend.com. It hasn't been created yet, but you could make millions... Two words (and a couple of letters)… substituteboyfriend.com. It hasn’t been created yet, but you could make millions…

]]> By: I am married to Grad School « the Tao of Grad School http://www.alifeintranslation.com/2010/01/ninja-moves-and-my-quest-for-situational-boyfriends/comment-page-1/#comment-871 I am married to Grad School « the Tao of Grad School Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:16:06 +0000 http://www.alifeintranslation.com/?p=548#comment-871 [...] January 26, 2010 by pixie658 But I could totally go for one of Jamie’s Situational Boyfriends. [...] [...] January 26, 2010 by pixie658 But I could totally go for one of Jamie’s Situational Boyfriends. [...]

]]> By: Joost Schuur http://www.alifeintranslation.com/2010/01/ninja-moves-and-my-quest-for-situational-boyfriends/comment-page-1/#comment-870 Joost Schuur Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:31:47 +0000 http://www.alifeintranslation.com/?p=548#comment-870 Anonymous Internet Person approves of your funny blog-fu and adds you to his feed reader (yes, people still use those). Wait, I left my name in the little fieldamajig above, didn't I? Shit. Now EVERYONE knows who I am. Anonymous Internet Person approves of your funny blog-fu and adds you to his feed reader (yes, people still use those).

Wait, I left my name in the little fieldamajig above, didn’t I? Shit. Now EVERYONE knows who I am.

]]> By: Lorrin http://www.alifeintranslation.com/2010/01/ninja-moves-and-my-quest-for-situational-boyfriends/comment-page-1/#comment-855 Lorrin Mon, 25 Jan 2010 04:30:33 +0000 http://www.alifeintranslation.com/?p=548#comment-855 so funny, thank you, i needed that laugh! so funny, thank you, i needed that laugh!

]]> By: Kelly L http://www.alifeintranslation.com/2010/01/ninja-moves-and-my-quest-for-situational-boyfriends/comment-page-1/#comment-849 Kelly L Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:10:31 +0000 http://www.alifeintranslation.com/?p=548#comment-849 I heart you. I heart you.

]]> By: Vicki http://www.alifeintranslation.com/2010/01/ninja-moves-and-my-quest-for-situational-boyfriends/comment-page-1/#comment-805 Vicki Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:11:06 +0000 http://www.alifeintranslation.com/?p=548#comment-805 Sounds like you need one of <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/20/japan-relatives-professional-stand-ins" rel="nofollow"> these </a> for now . Sounds like you need one of these for now .

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