July 26, 2010

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In Which Life Slows Down And I’m Left To Actually Deal With Things

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Sometimes I get in these moods, ones where I feel like I’ve completely fallen behind on everything life has told me to catch up on. It’s usually during the aftermath of something wonderful. Maybe after two months straight of weekends that I’ll later describe as “the best times of my life.” Times when hangovers are worth every minute of uninhibited laughter. Times when money has been fleeting, despite not making enough to cover it. Times when I don’t care about ...

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July 19, 2010

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If This Post Was Actually About Anything, I’d Feel Worse About This Terrible Title

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Let me start this off by saying that I am literally hobbling around everywhere because Nicole thought it would be a good idea for us to start the 30-Day Shred because apparently she hates me and hates when I am able to sit down without screaming, “Ow ow ow ow! I hate Jillian Michaels! Whoever invented Jillian Michaels’ sucks!” But, this blog post is not about The Shred because Nicole already called dibs on that topic. Yes, we call dibs on ...

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July 7, 2010

17

If You’d Like Me To Sleep With You, Do Not Introduce Me to Taio Cruz

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This past Saturday morning, after a frighteningly large amount of pomegranate vodka, Nicole snuck into my bed at exactly 6:01 a.m. to wake me up, since she’s a raging insomniac and gets terribly impatient when I, you know, would like to sleep. She wants to play. At 6:01 a.m. on a Saturday morning. After a night where we, in the midst of talking, happened to down an entire fifth of vodka in the span of two hours. After the last drop ...

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June 30, 2010

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Things I Do When I Should Be Working

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So, I should be working right now. Nicole made me this nice little index card of all the things I need to get done today, something she does everyday, something that she has trained me to need, so much so that when I’m away from her, I make her send me a virtual index card, otherwise I’m like a lost cat searching for their yum yums. Or something like that. However, today, for some reason, I strayed. I strayed from the ...

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June 29, 2010

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In Which Backstreet’s Back, Alright & I’m A 14 Year Old Teeny Bopper Again

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So, I just got back from the Backstreet Boys concert at the Warfield and I know, you are either jealous or you want to judge me. If you want to judge me, then sh sh sh, bye bye. None of that here. Because, THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE THE SHIT. Don’t even lie that when “Everybody” comes on, you’re not going to scream at the top of your lungs, “BACKSTREET’S BACK, ALRIGHT!” If you don’t want to scream that at the ...

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