A Life in Translation — running towards the things that matter, like boys & whiskey & stuff.

February 5, 2010

The How-To Guide On How To Be Really, Really Fickle

When it comes to love and dating and all that “fun” stuff, there are two people actually calling the shots: the person I want to be and the person I, at the end of the day, am. And, I’m beginning to think that, at some point, one of them is going to have to die the hell off, because I’m sick of trying to satisfy both parts of myself, especially when the person I actually am is the person that is getting what they want. Funny way that Universe works, huh?

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January 31, 2010

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In Which You Have a Chance to Win a Custom Tricked Out Blog Design

Ok, so, here’s the deal. If you’re reading this in an RSS reader, come over to the site. There are a few changes to the blog, including a new color scheme, some crazy ass footer, and a tagline that makes me so happy I want to make out with it. Twice.

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January 27, 2010

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I Don’t Know, But I’m Starting to Think Comcast DOESN’T Care

So, there are very few things in life that make me want to strangle puppies in the way that incompetent customer service does. First was Comcast. They suck at customer service. I know this. You know this. THEY KNOW THIS.

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January 25, 2010

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A Little Less Me and a Little More Snookie

So, yeah. Yeahhh. I watched the first episode of Jersey Shore today. And before you get all, OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! on me, it was mainly because I’d been hearing about it so much that I figured I needed to, at the very least, be somewhat “in the know” about this show. And, well, since I can’t get those 20 minutes (that’s how long I lasted) of my life back, I decided I’d write about it.

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